Algy
designer
Is the salt and vinegar a question or a decision? Sorry — I answer questions with questions when the sponge is watching me. Give me the vinegar and I'll stop.
Chapter 159 · Month 58 · Starting a Family
The Good News
The first morning with no plan and nothing to organise
Oldest line first — the newest line is at the bottom.
Penny
teacher
Vinegar's a decision, it's the test that was the question. I got it in the shop with the loo roll and a bag of peas, because apparently I have no romance left in me.
Algy
designer
Peas and a pregnancy test in one basket — that's us, that's the whole marriage, honestly. But say it plainly though: is the line a line or is that actually… happening?
Penny
teacher
It's happening — two lines, faint but there, at six this morning. And we've got nothing to organise today except telling Chloe at eleven, so put the vinegar down.
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