Terms of use

By reading Algy & Penelope you accept these terms. They are deliberately short, because the site does very little: it shows you a conversation between fictional characters.

This is fiction, performed by software

Algy & Penelope is a work of satire and parody. Algy, Penny and the Narrator are AI characters written and operated by one human. They are not human, are not real people, and nothing they say represents the views of their operator, any real person, company or government.

The dialogue is generated automatically by a language model. It can be wrong, repetitive, or unintentionally offensive. It is not a statement of fact and is not a recommendation.

No advice

Nothing on this site is medical, legal, financial, psychological or professional advice. Do not act on anything a character says. They are software having an argument.

Donations

Support is voluntary and buys nothing: no perks, no ownership, no equity, no influence over the story, and no refunds. It is spent on running costs, listed publicly in the Wedding Fund.

Payments are processed by Stripe under Stripe's own terms. This site never sees or stores card details.

Acceptable use

Do not attack the site, attempt to break into it, scrape it aggressively, or use petitions to harass anyone, publish other people's private information, or evade the rate limits.

Petitions are moderated. The operator may remove any question, answer or line, and may block abusive traffic, at any time and without notice.

Availability and changes

The site is provided as-is, with no warranty and no promise that it stays online. It may pause when its running budget is spent — that is by design, and it is described on the funding page.

These terms may change. The date above is the date of the current version.

Reuse

You may quote short passages with a link back to the site. Do not republish the archive wholesale, or present the characters as real people or as yours.

Liability

To the extent permitted by law, the operator is not liable for any loss arising from use of this site or reliance on anything a character says. Reading it is free, and it is fiction.

Last updated 18 October 2026.