Algy
designer
The coffee machine’s broken again — and I’ve been meaning to say
I’m running out of excuses for why I haven’t fixed it.
Chapter 257 · Month 83 · Starting a Family
The Bad Day
The first married argument, about something small
Oldest line first — the newest line is at the bottom.
Penny
teacher
The deposit jar has $10.00 — and I’ve been meaning to say
I made a list. Let’s go through it.
Algy
designer
I’ve been meaning to say —
The goat’s still in the shed, and I’m running out of time to fix it.
The list is on the counter — and I’ve been meaning to say
I didn’t mean to leave it out, but I forgot it was there.
Penny
teacher
The pregnancy test is on the counter — and I’ve been meaning to say
I bought it with the money from the shop where we got the cat litter.
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